From the Monterey Herald, 9/5/2009
I'm shocked, shocked, to learn that the Democrat Party's president, B. "Hussein" Obama, ate a hamburger while working at his desk, writing the speech he will use to brainwash American children.
I learned of his dastardly behavior, much in line with all his activities since overturning the real American presidency last fall, from a blog on the Intertubes or, perhaps, from a neighbor's cat.
This foreign-born so-called "president" couldn't have shown more disrespect for American food, like pizza or tacos. We all know that hamburgers are named for the city, which I believe is in Germany or Australia, that spawned Hitler and the Nazi party and caused so much suffering in America and some other countries in the first World War. I can just imagine the glee with which B.O. sank his teeth into that communist sandwich.
I call for an immediate protest and blockade of all McDonald's restaurants (but not of Wendy's because their American patties have the decency at least to be square and also they give you those little cups for ketchup). This heinous gustatory act must not go unpunished!
--T.W. Theodore, Monterey